Tuesday, March 23, 2010
How To Have A Girl In 7 Days (1st Lesson)
I'm so bored today.. and i dun have any new post for my blog..
suddenly, i remember what my fren used to told me~
"you must teach evry losers (male) how to have a girl in a short time"
My GOD, why i didnt tinx of it b4!!
its sometinx dat i must share with all guyz (damn, i feel so proud of myself :P)
((i'm actually have done it few years ago.. and i got 2 at a time.. yeah!!))
((for my gf, i spend few months~ she's special :P haha..))
so here is the 1st Lesson on my very own "How To Have A Girl In 7 Days" (listen carefully dude!! ^_^) :
Before you start :
1. Make sure you know your 'capability'.. i mean, look at the mirror.. ask yourself, what kind of girl that you tinx you able to have?? if you tinx u r gud luking, its okay, but if u dun hav wat people call "nice" face, STOP DREAMING to get the HOTTIES!!
2. Be sure that you can always find that girl you are looking for (not a person u bump once in a bus and never will meet her again).. it's very important for the upcoming moves.. (you can always try but the difficultiy level is EXTREMELY high) tips: know where she always been at specific time.. examples: at the library on Tuesday evening, watching Man.U. game at night, at college's cafe at midnight..
3. Make sure that the girl is single and not belong to some other guy.. (if you wish to lose your eyes at the end of the day, please try~).. DONT EVER try to take a girl that belong to someone else.. not only it is the WRONG tinx to do, it is also could humiliate yourself as a Guy..
At the flirting moment :
1. This part is the important part.. first, try to be close to her.. but not too close.. you dont want her to tinx you r some psycho stalking her! tips : if in a place with tables, find the opposite spot but skip one table.. make sure you can see her eyes and she can see yours..
2. Stare at her as much as you want.. show her that you are attracted to her.. but when she look at you, just keep on staring back for 2-3 secs, then look at other place.. then, keep on staring at her again.. and repeat the same steps.. it is better if your eyes meet her eyes for few secs without looking somewhere else.. (it's da sign!!)
3. Try to act cool.. laugh with your frens, do jokes with your frens.. (if she notice you while doing all dat, i bet she wud start to like you ^_^)
Ending the day :
1. When she's about to go, this is the time you make a move.. sometimes, if you are lucky enuff, she would come to you and give you her number.. but most of the time, you are da one who need to act. Stand up and go to her.. Start with a simple "Hi" and a smile..
2. Tell her that you are very sory to bother her, but you just cannot let the chance slip away.. tell her that you would like to know her.. tell her you wanna be a fren.. (DO NOT tell her you love her/like her!! its still early!!)
3. If she told you she dont want to be your fren, dont feel bad, there is still one last move.. Take out a pen and a piece of paper (ask the Mapley or the Student near u!!), write your phone number and giv it to her.. tell her that she can throw it away later if she dont want it.. then just say a simple "Bye" with one last smile..
4. Next tinx to do, is wait for her.. if in a week or 2 there's not a single word from her, juz give up and try some other gurl.. (man, there's alot of other girls out there waitin 4u ^_^)
That's all for the first lesson.. i shall continue diz when i'm free next time.. Any suggestions or even comments bout this post, just write it.. =)