Saturday, March 27, 2010

What Could Capture The Eyes of A Guy~

Responding to my last post : "How To Get A Girl In 7 Days", some of the readers have asked me to write about "How To Get A GUY In 7 Days"..

well, i really want to help.. but i couldnt give any tips on that because i never try to get any GUY in my entire life!! (and would never be!! =.=)

then i've been tinking,
hey, mayb i could help u gurls by sharing sometinx dat come from da brain of a GUY (me of coz!!)
so here are some of the tips 4 u gurls~ ^_^ hepi reading!!
((warning: below statements is from my own point of view.. they may be vary depending on the the Guy.. but i'll try to write it from my guy friends point of views too~ ^_^))

Capturing The Eyes of A Guy:

1. The first and most important is your face part.. different guy would have different "taste".. some of them like girl with Big Eyes, Sharp Nose, Skinny Cheek, Sexy Lips.. but dont be surprise dat some of them like girl with completely different kind of face..

But what most important is u must take a very good care of your face.. use Facial Wash, Scrubs, Whitening, or wateva they are to
make your face clean~.. Even if you have pretty face, but if your face is covered by pimples, black spots, scars, oil, trust me dat guy would like to stay away from you.. too bad~ =(

2. The 2nd most important is your body.. you dont need to have the boobs of Pamela Anderson or the ass like Beyonce to capture the eyes of a guy.. you just need to be in good shape!! not too skinny, not too fat..

DONT keep on skipping your meals.. you might end up being a 'walking skeleton' *Horror*.. and DONT eat too much or you might end up being an 'mama elephant'.. some exercises or evening jogs would be enough to have an adorable body shape..
((some guys like me dont prefer skinny girl even if she's pretty.. cannot imagine touching bones covered only with skin and no meat/fat at all!! euwwww~))

3. Be REAL!! i mean, just be yourself.. dont try to pretend to be someone else.. maybe a bit changes are good for you, but try not to be a joker in front of the guys because of your acting.. DONT be a 'Plastic'.. even if we guys known as carefree human being, but dont tinx we couldnt notice if u gurls are faking~ we can see it crystal clear sumtimes.. ^_^

4. Enough with Looks, now it's the Attitude part~.. guys like me really hate girl with loud voice and lose bones.. i dunno how to describe it in english, but in malay, we call it "GEDIK!!" ughhh~ doing dat only make guys hate you more.. even if a guy say he like you, trust me he want "sumtinx" from you.. and dat tinx is only temporary.. not for long..

Try to be an open-minded girl.. but always remember dat you are a GIRL.. you must know your limits.. be kind.. be gentle.. be soft but not Silent ~ (dont be too shy and silent.. you'll make it hard for us (guys) to approach you)

Some people like me, we like Malay Girl with Tudong and trendy-but-proper style of dressing.. some of my friends like free-hair Girl and abit sexy.. it depends on guys actually.. no actual code of dressing dat could attract all eyes~

5. Still with Attitude, DONT try to act cool by doing stupids and humiating stuffs.. Smoking, Drinking (alcohol), Trash-Talking.. DONT do them.. mayb they are OK with some type of guys.. but from wat i've known, most of Guys dont like girls with that kind of attitude..

I guess that's all that i can write right now.. any Suggestions or Comments please write it down in this post.. ^_^ enjoy your readings!!~ TQVM..

p/s: i've found a girl dat captured many eyes few years ago.. now she's mine.. haha :P

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

How To Have A Girl In 7 Days (1st Lesson)

I'm so bored today.. and i dun have any new post for my blog..
suddenly, i remember what my fren used to told me~

"you must teach evry losers (male) how to have a girl in a short time"

My GOD, why i didnt tinx of it b4!!
its sometinx dat i must share with all guyz (damn, i feel so proud of myself :P)

((i'm actually have done it few years ago.. and i got 2 at a time.. yeah!!))

((for my gf, i spend few months~ she's special :P haha..))

so here is the 1st Lesson on my very own "How To Have A Girl In 7 Days" (listen carefully dude!! ^_^) :

Before you start :

1. Make sure you know your 'capability'.. i mean, look at the mirror.. ask yourself, what kind of girl that you tinx you able to have?? if you tinx u r gud luking, its okay, but if u dun hav wat people call "nice" face, STOP DREAMING to get the HOTTIES!!

2. Be sure that you can always find that girl you are looking for (not a person u bump once in a bus and never will meet her again).. it's very important for the upcoming moves.. (you can always try but the difficultiy level is EXTREMELY high) tips: know where she always been at specific time.. examples: at the library on Tuesday evening, watching Man.U. game at night, at college's cafe at midnight..

3. Make sure that the girl is single and not belong to some other guy.. (if you wish to lose your eyes at the end of the day, please try~).. DONT EVER try to take a girl that belong to someone else.. not only it is the WRONG tinx to do, it is also could humiliate yourself as a Guy..

At the flirting moment :

1. This part is the important part.. first, try to be close to her.. but not too close.. you dont want her to tinx you r some psycho stalking her! tips : if in a place with tables, find the opposite spot but skip one table.. make sure you can see her eyes and she can see yours..

2. Stare at her as much as you want.. show her that you are attracted to her.. but when she look at you, just keep on staring back for 2-3 secs, then look at other place.. then, keep on staring at her again.. and repeat the same steps.. it is better if your eyes meet her eyes for few secs without looking somewhere else.. (it's da sign!!)

3. Try to act cool.. laugh with your frens, do jokes with your frens.. (if she notice you while doing all dat, i bet she wud start to like you ^_^)

Ending the day :

1. When she's about to go, this is the time you make a move.. sometimes, if you are lucky enuff, she would come to you and give you her number.. but most of the time, you are da one who need to act. Stand up and go to her.. Start with a simple "Hi" and a smile..

2. Tell her that you are very sory to bother her, but you just cannot let the chance slip away.. tell her that you would like to know her.. tell her you wanna be a fren.. (DO NOT tell her you love her/like her!! its still early!!)

3. If she told you she dont want to be your fren, dont feel bad, there is still one last move.. Take out a pen and a piece of paper (ask the Mapley or the Student near u!!), write your phone number and giv it to her.. tell her that she can throw it away later if she dont want it.. then just say a simple "Bye" with one last smile..

4. Next tinx to do, is wait for her.. if in a week or 2 there's not a single word from her, juz give up and try some other gurl.. (man, there's alot of other girls out there waitin 4u ^_^)

That's all for the first lesson.. i shall continue diz when i'm free next time.. Any suggestions or even comments bout this post, just write it.. =)


Saturday, March 20, 2010

I'm going to the Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair

WOAHHHHH!!! are u guys ready for the best day on diz comin April??
Nahhhh~ it's, not April Fool Day, its the:

Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair!!

Align Center

here's the detail of location n time 4u to join diz event:
Date: 17th April 2010
Time: 10am till 5pm

Venue: Front Foyer, Ground Floor, Berjaya Times Square, Kuala Lumpur.

so wat r u waiting 4!!?? clear up ur day on 17th April and bring along ur frens + families!! ^_^
who knows dat u might b lucky enuf to win the lucky draws & various cool gadgets worth more than... .. .. . . . . . . (drumrolls)



there also will be exciting fun-fair game for YOU n ME!!
u might as well seeing me doing the

1) Sumo Wrestling (in air bag suits!)

2) Gladiator battles

and . . . . .

3) Other amusing and addictive games you would expect at a fun-fair

want more information about the event?? just surf here and you'll hav it 4 sure!! =)

See Ya There!! ^_^

p/s : 1. i am not dat fat as in the sumo pic (LOL!!)
2. i'm using the Gatsby Pink Moving Rubber ^_^

Monday, March 15, 2010

Blog Addicted~

HOLAAA!! ^_^

diz is my 6th post in diz month (MARCH)..
am i blog addicted?? nahhhh~
there r alot out there dat even have 2-3 posts per day.. IMPRESSIVE!!

well, i dunno.. since i use TrafficG, and also Nuffnang, i begin to take blogging as my 3rd gf.. (da 1st is my real gf, da 2nd is fB, LOL!!)

getting visitors, chitchatting, knowing ppl dat like ur page (eventho sumtime it's juz to bait u 2 their page), all of 'em is kinda cool actually 4 me..

i dun knw how long diz habit will last.. mayb 5 years, 1 years, 1 month or mayb next week i will quit blogging.. haha~ who knows~

but hell with it.. i dun giv a damn~ wats gonna happen later is not today's matter.. so i will juz keep on blogging, reading, watching, chitchatting, blogwalking, nuffwalking, nuff-clicking and many more!!

so please dun say dat i am addicted..
not ADDICTED actually..
it's, just PASSION..

TQ~ ^_^

Friday, March 12, 2010

Gudbye Job~ T_T sob2~

Sob2 T_T.. wat more can I say?? Mayb it’s my fate.. gosh, I hate it!!
How could diz happen to me?? . . . . . . .
Huwaaaaaaa!!! *sad*
A few days ago, after a week I’ve been jobhunting.. (refer to “Do u hav any job vacancy??”),
A guy called me with a formal English, sayin :

Guy: hi, can I speak to Mr. Khairi??
Me: yes, I am Khairi..can I help u??
Guy: owh, I’m from *****, did u apply a job in jobstreet at 8th march??
Me: ya! I did.. y??
Guy: before dat, can I ask u, u live in terengganu or kL??
Me: Terengganu..but I plan to work in kL after graduating..
Guy: owh, so u r still studying??
Me: yupp.. I will finish at the end of May diz year..i have stated my availability on my resume..
Guy: hurm.. I c... because we want to offer u a job as ********* engineer in kL.. but since u r still studying, I dun tinx we can hire u now.. let c, mayb u can try to call us later after u r graduating.. ok?? Thank you very much..
Me: owh.. ok.. u r welcome.. *sigh*
Me: . . . . . . . . (fu**in sh*t!!!!!)

Aaaaaaaaaa!!! I’ve missed a chance!! T_T sob2..
for a student like me (with low CGPA), diz might b an extremely rare opportunity..
I’m so sad dat I missed dat chance..
Hurmm.. but nevermind.. mayb it’s meant to be 4 sumone else.. not me.. but I’m stil sad!! Ughhh!!! I hope I can get a better job later.. plz.. plzz.. plzzz~


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Bodybuilding Mission!!~

it's a bodybuilding fever noww!!!

gosh~ i'm not joking guyz.. juz now i juz hav some chat with my classmate regarding diz new-fast-spreading fever.. evryone now want a perfect body.. including my fren.. and of coz (dun b shock!), myself.. ^_^

one of my classmate is now seriously into the bodybuilding madness~ he spend his evening jogging around the lake at University Malaya and then go to the gym for an hour.. for his lunch, he only eats oats.. NO RICE for gud shape~ LOL!!
another friend of mine, is also trying his best to look gud while wearing short pants~ woohoo!! he's not so fat but he sure got some fat to burn before he can claim himself as the underwear model of the month.. ^_^ huhu~

as for me, i dont like to jogg.. i really hate it.. so i just choose to go to gym.. but not often.. because i'm quite lazy.. diet??? nahhhh~ i love to eat wat i wanna eat.. hurmm.. i definitely will not able to hav perfect body in this short time.. mayb later.. but trust me, u ppl would kill each other just to touch my body later.. :P hahaha~


lets do it..

to the gym!!!!! ^_^

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Do U Hav Any Job Vacancy??~


honestly, i'm lukin 4 job now~ yupp, not joking of coz'.. i know i stil got few months here in diz 'beloved' university, but i've started lukin 4 job now.. i wish dat i cud get a job directly after i finish my final exam in mid of May 2010.. i wanna start having money of my own.. and most important, i wanna start giving money to my parents.. hehehehee~ ^_^!

my main TARGET ===> Oil 'n' Gas company.. *sigh*
T_T but my main prob is my CGPA lorrr~
i dun tinx mine is qualified for top O&G companies.. dat's y i'm very nervous rite now..
i try to surf for not-so-top O&G companies and i found some..
but most of them have 1 similar requirement dat i do not possess = "at least 1-2 years experience"
DAMN!! so where shud i go!!??

anyway, i tinx diz week they will held a Career Path Day in UM rite??
i'm really lukin 4ward for it!!
(if u guys knw any other place dat offer da Career Path event, do tell me k?? ^_^)

so here i am,
trying to updating my resume..
hopefully it will b gud enuf to help me in diz job hunting~

Aminn~ ^_^~

Friday, March 5, 2010

Get Traffic To Your Site~

gosh~ i've only tried diz for 2days including today and it really did help me increase my traffic.. (not much coz i'm abit lazy :P hehe~)

all u have to do is sign up at TrafficG (click here), then do abit surfing and you will definately have visitors at ur site.. :D

for those who abit worry bout this site (whether this is a scam or not), let me explain how diz system works.

TrafficG will need u to surf using their site (direct u to other ppl site/blogspot) in order for u to have enuf credit (u need credit to attract visitor to ur page). So basically, u and evryone dat is using TrafficG will visit each other's site/blogspot. ITS DAT SIMPLE =)

dats all.. try IT!! and gudlux!!~ ^_^

p/s: if u dun understand how to get the credit, i suggest u go to my Mentor's Blogspot (click here).. he have better explaination on how to get the credit.. ^_^!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Test, Test, and Test!! =.=~


tomorow evening i got test.. it will cover lecture 1 till 5.. lecture i have covered = NONE!

friday morning i got another test.. it will cover until SFG.. % that i have covered = 50%!!

friday evening i got another freakin test.. it will cover lecture 1 till 9.. lecture i have covered = NONE OSO!!


hurmm.. pening laa ngan test2 nih~
busan pon ade..
asik test jer manjang..
adeh laa.. nk rest pon xsempat nih..
thesis lagik asik tertangguh2 jer..
huwaaa!!! cano eden nk nanggong nih??

Oh my Lord, gimme the strength to face all diz~ for only u, the only One that i can seek for help~


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